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[rootless]

[ Y'ALL WANTED A POST FOR TREEFUCKING

COMMENT WITH SETTINGS I CAN ROLL WITH ANYTHING ]

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[rootless]

You're very lost.

[fulgury]

I can see that. If it's not too much trouble, might you be able to point me in the right direction?

[rootless]

Pointing you in the right direction won't help. You'll die before you get anywhere. It's several days' journey on foot to the nearest village.

[fulgury]

... Your faith in me is somewhat lacking, I think. Even though I am only human, I do not die so easily.

[rootless]

Okay, so maybe you're strong, but you do have to sleep, right?

[fulgury]

[ ... ]

Yes...?

[rootless]

[...mmh]

Where are you trying to go?

[fulgury]

Back... back to the city...

[rootless]

[...hfffff

hops down.]

Right. Well. It's going to get dark soon, so there's no use heading out today.

[fulgury]

[ looking around the forest ]

Even if it is dark, it should be all right to try and cover some ground at least, right?

[rootless]

No, it's safer here for now. You got lost in a good spot at least. I have influence here.

[fulgury]

Influence..?

[ also ky is like 5'11 so HEIGHT DIFFERENCES ]

[rootless]

[Congrats on being 5 inches taller than me]

Nothing here is stupid enough to try and kill you if you stick near this tree.

[fulgury]

Is it sacred?

[ reaching out to place a palm on it ]

[rootless]

[jumps, a little, when his palm touches the trunk.]

...Mm. Kind of.

[fulgury]

[ ......

it's not a manifestation of your dick

is it ]

Kind of?

[rootless]

[NO IT'S MY REAL BODY AND I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO TOUCH IT!!!]

Kind of.

[fulgury]

[ TREE IS A TREE

dropping his hand, and looking at him ]

In what way?

[rootless]

[YES TREE IS A TREE

SHOCKING I KNOW]

There's a really bitchy spirit in there.

[fulgury]

... I'm sorry.

[ immediately kind of stepping away a few feet ]

Did I disturb it?

[rootless]

[is that mascara in your icon

snorts]

Only a little. It's not that bitchy.

[fulgury]

[ yes shhh ]

I see.

[ looks at the tree, thoughtfully ]

Does it protect this realm?

[rootless]

There isn't much to protect, since we're in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, but it'll protect you just fine.

[fulgury]

[ BUTTFUCK NOWHERE IS A REALLY WEIRD TERM

ESP FOR A PRUDE LIKE KY

so you will be getting an extremely awkward look. ]

T.... thank you for that. I think.

[rootless]

No problem. We can head out in the morning.