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[rootless]

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COMMENT WITH SETTINGS I CAN ROLL WITH ANYTHING ]

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[rootless]

[YES TREE IS A TREE

SHOCKING I KNOW]

There's a really bitchy spirit in there.

[fulgury]

... I'm sorry.

[ immediately kind of stepping away a few feet ]

Did I disturb it?

[rootless]

[is that mascara in your icon

snorts]

Only a little. It's not that bitchy.

[fulgury]

[ yes shhh ]

I see.

[ looks at the tree, thoughtfully ]

Does it protect this realm?

[rootless]

There isn't much to protect, since we're in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, but it'll protect you just fine.

[fulgury]

[ BUTTFUCK NOWHERE IS A REALLY WEIRD TERM

ESP FOR A PRUDE LIKE KY

so you will be getting an extremely awkward look. ]

T.... thank you for that. I think.

[rootless]

No problem. We can head out in the morning.

[fulgury]

If I might ask, where will I be staying for the evening?

[rootless]

Here...

[fulgury]

[ ... looks at the tree ]

"Here"?

[rootless]

Here.

[fulgury]

Here... where?

[rootless]

Here here...?

[fulgury]

[ ....

looks around, like he's expecting a house to rise out of the ground. ]

At the base of a tree?

[rootless]

...I did mention we're in the middle of nowhere, right?

[fulgury]

[ ... well beggars and choosers and all that. ]

You did, yes. I suppose I have no choice.

[rootless]

You can't make a fire here, but it's summer, so it's warm at night.

[fulgury]

[ why would i make a fire near wood

i'm not that terrible

.......

do i just

lay down ]

Of... of course...

[rootless]

[people totally make campfires in forests

it'd also just get you killed

...sighs.]

Gimme a sec. Stay here.

[HEADS OFF INTO THE WOODS]

[fulgury]

[ s. sits down, back against the tree

looking around.... ]

[rootless]

[YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST the trees here are massive and it's oddly quiet

mostly because you're here and being watched by the wildlife

who would really like to eat you but know better than to cross the tree you're leaning on]

[fulgury]

[ ... THIS IS REALLY KIND OF CREEPY OKAY

but he's just going to twiddle his thumbs

maybe hum a little

.... god where are you tree ]

[rootless]

[i can't help that you're in thusia where nature wants you dead, ok

coming back pretty quickly, arms piled high with bedding]

[fulgury]

[ .... o... oh

that's...

that's really thoughtful ]

Welcome back...?

[rootless]

[IT'S DUSTY BEDDING BUT IT'S BEDDING.]

Thanks.

[plops the futon down at the base of the tree and fussily makes the bed.]