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[ Y'ALL WANTED A POST FOR TREE~~FUCKING~~

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Good. I'm happy.

I can tell. You look happy.

[TREE SMILESSSSSSSS best smiles]

And I love you.

[which is why you're being picked up in a princess carry, surely]

I love you too, buddy, but we're skipping about twenty steps if you're going to carry me over the threshold.

Don't worry I'm already married.

Tempest.

In like the loosest possible sense of the word, so don't flip out.

I was not aware marriage had a loose definition.

[still lounging pretty comfortably in the princess carry though]

Sometimes you marry a Lacertan and monogamy was never an option.

I don't know what that means.

Long story short he would encourage me to fuck you and probably expect to be invited. Failing that he'd try to seduce you on his own.

[opens mouth]

[shuts mouth]

... That sounds like a reasonable way of doing things, actually.

[CLAPS ON BACK]

So more importantly, congratulations!

--Thanks!

[enthusiastic and baffled and also blushing]

When I ask about cute boyfriends, that's the kinda guy you answer with! You have to tell me all about him later!

I will.

...I'm also dating Sion.

The one on Heliodor?

Yes, the one on Heliodor.

I never really talked to him, but he is pretty. He has Oak looks.

Congrats there too!

He is definitely gorgeous. And thanks.

You're going to have to fill me in on everything~ Tempest all grown up! Marrying people! Blossoming romances!

[GESTURES WIDELY AND EXCITEDLY sorry for your balance trying to carry this boy]

[switches to carrying him like a sack of potatoes.]

[grabs for Tempest's braid since he's back there, flopping it around]

And your hair! I want to play with this.

You can play with it as much as you want.

I'm going to braid my feathers into it.