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[rootless]

[ Y'ALL WANTED A POST FOR TREEFUCKING

COMMENT WITH SETTINGS I CAN ROLL WITH ANYTHING ]

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[lovehurts]

[I'm counting that as a victory]

[rootless]

You aren't going home with me.

[lovehurts]

On the contrary, that's exactly what I'm doing.

[rootless]

Nope. I'm taking you to your house and you're not following me home anymore.

[lovehurts]

Do you even know where my house is?

[rootless]

Do you even know where mine is?

Seriously. I might be getting used to you, but stay the hell away from my family.

[lovehurts]

It's not like I'm threatening them.

[rootless]

They're hard not to want to threaten.

[lovehurts]

Oh, then you're warning me away for my own benefit, too? Are they even stranger than you?

[count him interested!! MORE WEIRD PEOPLE!!]

[rootless]

[nope WALLING YOU IN PUBLIC.]

Just stay away.

[lovehurts]

[R U D E and also there is now a large and kinda scary guy standing behind you with a hand on your shoulder]

I was just trying to be friendly.

[rootless]

[big scary guys don't faze me i live with utsubushi

IGNORES THE BIG MAN, SNARLING INTO RAIKOU'S FACE]

With bodyguards? In my neighborhood? How stupid are you? Might as well paint a target on everyone associated with you, shit.

[lovehurts]

[THE BIGGEST POUT]

I didn't bring any last time, and then I lost track of you and had to call for a car!

[rootless]

[...

. . .

punches him in his stupid face.]

[lovehurts]

[OWW?? hand over nose???

a-and yet kind of... laughing even as he looks shocked and offended. The bodyguard goes to pull Tsuyu away!]

...It's okay. You just don't know anything about my family, right?

[rootless]

[SNARLS AT THE BODYGUARD]

I don't give two shits about your family, but I'd rather not have you following me into a fucking deathtrap!

[lovehurts]

See, that's the problem! Thinking I can't handle it...

[rootless]

I don't care how capable you think you are! Use some sense!

[lovehurts]

He would have stayed out of sight if you hadn't lost your cool.

[rootless]

I mean you!

[lovehurts]

I haven't done anything I shouldn't have.

[rootless]

Following me home unaccompanied when I didn't know you were there! Yeah, that's not gonna get you kidnapped at all!

[lovehurts]

Weren't you just angry at me for bringing a bodyguard into this neighborhood?

[rootless]

I'm mad at you for following me at all, but both are shit situations!

[lovehurts]

Really, and I was considerate enough to bring someone without a famous face and everything...