samplessss

[rootless]

[heyyyy thusians of the future there is a knock on your door

or window

or he's tracking you down

or if you're a lacertan i guess he's just hanging out up a tree.

I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR VISITS]

Comments

[tothedepths]

How uncivilized.

[He turns, arms crossed.]

Are you here to bash mine or my wife's heads in, or is this a less exciting social visit?

[rootless]

I've lived this long, and I'd like to keep it up, thanks.

[tothedepths]

Admirable enough life goals, I suppose, if not particularly ambitious.

Then? I was under the impression trees do not prefer salt water.

[rootless]

I'm not here for the sea, believe me. I just wanted to see how you two are doing.




...And the kelpie. I guess.

[tothedepths]

[.. I guess that's kind of... nice of you........]

—I have yet to succeed in murdering the kelpie.

[rootless]

Damn.

[tothedepths]

You could always assist me in the task.

[rootless]

Until salt water got involved, yeah.