samplessss

[rootless]

[heyyyy thusians of the future there is a knock on your door

or window

or he's tracking you down

or if you're a lacertan i guess he's just hanging out up a tree.

I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR VISITS]

Comments

[concretejungles]

I'm not trying to die. I just want to hit something.

[rootless]

The things out here aren't punchingbag material! If you want to hit something, hit me, but if you underestimate nature you'll die.

[concretejungles]

I don't want to hit you.

[rootless]

And I don't want you to die.

[concretejungles]

[uuugh flopping is probably a bad idea out here huh

but he doesn't really want to give up and go inside either

so

just... stands there looking upset and a little bit lost]

[rootless]

Please.

[concretejungles]

[glances at tree

glances at door

glances at outside world

... leans heavily on tree]

You're a jerk.

[rootless]

[wraps his arms around Bolt 'x']

Yeah. I know.

[concretejungles]

[yes good. hugging is good.

he is bad at staying angry, so instead he's just gonna cry more.]

[rootless]

[h-hairpets, and carefully backing them into HQ. if they even got out in the first place.]

[concretejungles]

[they did, barely!

going back in is fine though. he's just gonna cling the whole way.]

[rootless]

...This is terrible of me, but I'm happy to see you again.

[concretejungles]

I missed you too. Asshole.

[rootless]

So... don't make me lose you too, okay?

[concretejungles]

...Okay.

[rootless]

[aaaand the tension just. melts from him. and since he's leaning on bolt it's really obvious.

b. breathes.]

[concretejungles]

[tries to breathe too, but it's kind of hard to calm down]

So... If I'm gonna be stuck you have to give me the rundown...

[rootless]

[h-hfffffffff....]

Right. Yeah.

[CAN WE HANDWAVE THIS he's terrible at it but i'm worse]

[concretejungles]

[yes. WE'VE BOTH DONE THIS A MILLION TIMES LBR

SO AFTER THAT'S EXPLAINED AND KIDA'S WHINED ABOUT IT THOROUGHLY, he's feeling a lot better]

Okay, then. I'll have to get a new crowbar, but I've got this. Where are we living?

[rootless]

[ty]

....That's a little complicated.

[concretejungles]

Eh? What, are you married now or something?

[rootless]

--How is that the first thing you guess?!

[concretejungles]

[ehehehehe]

My mind is always on love.

[rootless]

Well no I haven't gotten married, but.

You aren't completely wrong?

That's not why it's complicated though.

[concretejungles]

Why, then?