samplessss

[rootless]

[heyyyy thusians of the future there is a knock on your door

or window

or he's tracking you down

or if you're a lacertan i guess he's just hanging out up a tree.

I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR VISITS]

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[rootless]

[if the tinies are still tiny his hair is probably in that horrible halfway point of too short to do anything with but long enough to look awful

hops in.]

What would you do if it wasn't me?

[deretsune]

[ There's a yip-- then Natsume wanders by, apparently in the midst of cleaning, with a half-grown fox pup scruffed in one hand. ]

Depends on who or what it is, I guess.

[rootless]

Fair enough.

What'd she do?

[deretsune]

Getting under my feet. She broke a bottle.

[ The fox struggles. "It wasn't me! It was Lettie!!" But Natsume just gives her a little shake and she falls still. ]

I know the difference between your scents like the very fur on my back. Don't try to outfox me.

[rootless]

[snorts]

Where is Lettie, by the way?

[deretsune]

[ Jerks a thumb over her shoulder. ]

Hiding in the pantry until it's safe to cause trouble again. Here--

[ DUMPING LORELEI ON HIM ]

Keep this busy for me!

[rootless]

--Wait you can't just-

[YES YOU CAN

fumbling to get a good grip on her before she gets too squirmy to hold!!]

[deretsune]

[ she sure did saunter off to go finish what she was doing(or go flush out the other one).

Lorelei gets SUPER SQUIRMY IMMEDIATELY ]

Uncle Tsu, Uncle Tsu!! Let's get outta here before she comes back okay?

[rootless]

[FRANTIC SCRUFF]

Are you kidding. She'd kill me!

[deretsune]

Come oonnnnn, why don't you wanna play with me?

[ DOG WHINING 8( ]

[rootless]

Of course I want to play with you!

[surreptitious glance the way Natsume went.]

...

Just so you know, it's gonna be your fault when I die horribly.

[tucks her under his arm and hops back out the window.]

[deretsune]

[ Some moment later, a rook flutters out behind him, following them... ]

Cool, cool! It's okay, Momma won't kill you because she loves you too much.

[ The bird squawks its agreement-- apparently the sister has joined also :'D ]

[rootless]

Don't underestimate your mother, kids.

[extends an arm for the rook to land on :T]

[deretsune]

[ it settles, but the fox speaks again. the shifter-sister can't talk out of human form. ]

Is that "killing with kindness"...?

[rootless]

It's called a crime of passion.

[taking nice long leaps away from the house]

What do you feel like doing?

[deretsune]

[ weeeee ]

--adventure!!!

[rootless]

Adventure, huh?

[goddd what's safe but thrilling...]